Friday, January 30, 2015

Give Me Blue Balls!

Yep give me those balls of blue! Blueberries baby!

Everyone wants to be healthy, trim, keep their vision and have awesome go balls deep with blueberries!

They are packed full of antioxidants, Vitamin C, potassium and fiber, hello toilet time.  You can skip the wine calories and hangover because blueberries also contain resveratrol! What's resveratrol do? Anti-aging benefits, helps prevent diabetes and alzheimers. 

Live longer by reducing your risk of heart disease and cancer, improve your digestion (remember what I mentioned above...they won't stay in you very long) so you can also catch up on your Bathroom Book! And as if being regular isn't enough to make you happy, blueberries also help improve your mood. Guys- feed your girl these little berries at the right time during the month ;) and we might be a bit less bitchy! Ha!

What's your favorite way to eat blueberries? Tweet me at @JillAnenberg

Friday, January 9, 2015

Pool Rules...Let's Break em!

I love a good sign and especially one that leaves room for my perverted imagination to run wild. On vacation recently there were some fun ones by the Hot Tubs.  Like this...
Kids take a clue. The adults over 18 are gonna do things in this hot tub that will make you never want to submerge your body in here again! Lil' brats ruin a good relaxing soak so get lost!

I'd have loved to see the event that led to the requirement of this sign!  Who made up a 14 day time frame? I'd never be allowed in this jacuzzi then. Or you couldn't have Indian or Mexican food for the 2 weeks before planning on hopping into this water.

Maybe pools should reinstate the "Water will turn blue if you pee" warning. Because I've never seen it and I should have...many times!

If someone is trying to breathe underwater, they deserve what's going to happen next to them.