Word on the street... Tom Brady will be watching his lady's ass instead of the Superbowl this year. Well Tom, that makes two of us. What's your Instagram name again?
He might not be calling plays in the Super Bowl, but guaranteed he's scoring on that tight end! But sadly, she'll be using his tears as lube.
Watching the Super Bowl after your team came up one game short- is like the runner up in “The Bachelor” watching the beautiful proposal...and instead of a victory dance you gotta watch him pound her while she holds the final rose.
Hey Tom...I don't blame you...I actually don't watch the game either...it's all about
The Puppy Bowl #TooCute!