Oh strippers...everyone loves a sexy body disrobing and thrusting at you! I'm getting ready for a bachelorette party and we are taking the bride to be to a male review show. It made me think about the differences between the two genders and upcoming parties.
While all the girls are collecting penis paraphernalia to decorate, wear and drink out of...men on the other hand just don't do that. You'd never see a dude at his Bachelor party wearing a huge vagina hat or a whistle around his neck in the shape of tits, if he did that whistle would be blown all night. Kinda makes me want to start a side business!
Strip clubs = boners
Male review = funny
While the men are rocking sweatpants enjoying lap dances in the Champagne room the girls are screaming and laughing at the men jingling their junk with bare asses exposed. Ironically, even if the silly ladies threw in an extra few bills, most of these men aren't even interested in doing more that what's choreographed in the show to them. At the end of the night the chicks pass out in their "suck for a buck" tanks with glow in the dark dicks hanging from a veil...maybe even have a sex dream. Our homies walk out of that club ready to bang anything in the 4-10 hotness scale range or even might have gotten their business taken care of by Mercedes and have glitter and a cum stain as a souvenir.
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