Friday, November 15, 2013

Hotel Sex...Yessss!!!


One of the best parts of traveling is hotel sex! Some people might argue that's one of the main attractions to getting away.  Even if the guests in the room next to you hear, who cares it's not your roommate or anyone that can bitch to you about it.  The more the room costs the louder you should be.  Do the dirty all over that room...you're not serving Sunday dinner on that dining table so let him carve your ass on it. 

It's nice to know neither of you are in charge of clean up. Leave the sheets messy, call down for more towels and relax in hotel robes.  Your water bill is included in the price of admission so continue your weekend of love in the shower. And when you're too lazy to stand bring that party to the tub using up every single tiny soap to make that tub a fucking bubble extravaganza. 


Splurge on a porn that you watch at max volume levels. No kids are interrupting Daddy on this vacation...oh but Daddy's still giving someone a spanking.  Neither of you have to cook up a big after sex feast...rock paper scissors for who picks up the phone to order room service.  Leave the porn playing while you're aphrodisiac delight is delivered...you never know what sexy bellhop might have threesome on her fuck-it list. 

At the end of the round, put your phones on silent, Do Not Disturb on the door and pass the fuck out with the comfort of no one waking you up...except for your sexy partner tapping you on the shoulder for more.Ok no one's tapping shoulders here.  Happy F#cking!
 

2 comments:

  1. Your husband is a lucky man. Hotel sex with you would be a dream come true.

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  2. Ha! We are also fans of this type of hook-up and as a married couple we want to do this in every state... of mind and of USA.

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