Friday, November 22, 2013

Kmart's Jingle Balls!

Kmart released a funny yet controversial Joe Boxer commercial with models jingling their junk to a Christmas tune.  I thought it was hilarious...but if you look on their Facebook Page there's a few people with their Joe Boxers up their ass!

Finally men’s bodies are used to make a joke and these uptight prudes are bitching about it. “My kids are going to see this.” They’re also watching Kim and Kanye’s porno “music video” on Youtube and listening at your door to daddy pound that ass while you tell him your holiday wish list. Lighten up. 

 
Guess this means every time there's a Blue Light Special at Kmart the male employees have to give 2 for 1 lap dances.



Watch the commercial here and find out why- 
"Every time their bell's ring...a middle aged woman has a hot flash!"


Friday, November 8, 2013

My First Shower Scene!

Booking an Oil of Olay Commercial was very exciting! Aside from the fact that both my first audition and call back I wore a bikini, the thought never crossed my mind how little I'd actually be wearing during filming.  I've always had the entertainment motto, "I'll do almost any job, with my clothes on."  Well, I did have clothes on...just barely enough to cover the goods.  Guess next time I need to be more specific.

Yep this is my "wardrobe"! WTF right.  Of course, no one asked me to return my wet "clothing" at the end of the shoot.  Maybe one day I'll sell it at a charity auction ;)
It's a good thing I work out, had no butt pimples and am not shy stripping down in front of a 10 person crew on the immediate set.  Not to mention how many more Producers were watching from the Monitors in the other room giving me direction on how to properly suds my arms or legs.

      Grab a loofah, here we go...
              Click here for Commercial 
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Friday, November 1, 2013

Top 5 2013 Halloween Costumes!!

There were a lot of really great costumes inspired from trends and celebrities this year. You know I had to break them down "Jill thinks like Jack" style! Check out the video at the bottom from my "SayWhat?" Web Show... we go balls to the wall on this one, I'm even in a big tittied costume PLUS there's a kick ass surprise at the end! 

Number 5- Grumpy Cat


  •  Perfect for women who’ve been recently dumped and hate all men...No guy will hit on this unhappy bitch. 
  • If you’re a pessimist or negative Nancy- this face gives you permission to complain about everything all night.  

Number 4- 50 Shades Of Grey


  • Chicks who’ve read the book get horny just looking at you. This guy better get laid or he’s got no game!! 50 Shades of Blue Balls! 
  • Pick up line for this guy, “My costume’s wasted enough paper, I don’t want to waste rubber too…how about I hand cuff and raw dog you bitch!”

Number 3- Duck Dynasty 




  • Finally an opportunity for girls to ask guys, does the drape match the rug. And if it does, no date until he manscapes. Give me a hardwood floor ;)

  • I wouldn’t want to be hungover in this costume…that beard. You barf just one time…and you're decorated in your night's festivities.





Number 2-Sexy Breaking Bad 


  • I think wearing this costume discreetly indicates you’re the guy who’s selling at the party.


  • While you're at it...why not smoke up some "sexy" meth, get arrested by a "sexy" cop, and end up in "sexy" jail where you will seriously be someone's bitch for the next 10 years.




Number 1-Miley & Robin Thicke


  • This costume sold out immediately in West Hollywood...hey it's a guaranteed finger in your ass.   
  • “Don’t give a shit attitude and flat ass” sold separately.










Top 5 2013 Halloween Costume's by "SayWhat?"