Friday, September 27, 2013

Charlie for the Defense

     So Charlie Sheen was called in for Jury Duty...seriously!? Who thought this was a good idea? I’m a fan of an actor.  But what has our society come to when they allow a man who’s a womanizer, a public coke head & claimed he was a Warlock judging another person’s life.
Sending Charlie Sheen to jury duty is a lot like sending the Devil to find his next coke connection slash murder victim.  Oh Wait!...That's EXACTLY what this is!  Watch out!

Charlie's was hoping that instead of selecting any other jury members, the judge would just pick him and the 11 other voices inside his head. Hey it would save on tax payer's money.

Gotta love Charlie chatting it up with paparazzi as he finishes his cigarette and says he'd prefer a multiple homicide case.  I wouldn't expect anything less from Charlie, go big or go home.

Friday, September 20, 2013

Eerie Eminem

We all saw Eminem's awkward ESPN appearance and couldn't understand why he was acting the weird way he was.  I think I've got it all figured out!

You can't blame him for his reaction, he was stunned because about 5 seconds before they went live, someone showed him that scene in "8 Mile" when he bones Brittany Murphy.  Damn that shit's hot!  Transitioning from dirty factory sex to a live interview with one decaying broadcaster... yeah homeboy was recovering.
That was the longest length of time I’ve ever heard Eminem talk without cussing!  I was impressed and at the same time, disappointed.  I mean not even one f-bomb Marshall Mathers!?  Here's a few words that flew off my tounge that I'm sure Em was thinking... 
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Eminem kept saying, “Live TV makes me nervous.”  He just needed to elaborate-  “Oh that’s the strain of weed I’m smoking…it’s called Live TV!”  We still love you Eminem!

Friday, September 13, 2013

"TEXAS" The Movie!

Get your cowboy boots and hat ready because this up and coming short film is bringin' it large Texas style!

I had the special honor of an early screening and I was truly blown away.  This film, "Texas" was written and directed by the multi-talented Matt Johnson.  Set in the desert at the state lines of Oklahoma and Texas, cinematographer Robert Uncles grasps the setting magically.  I could feel the desert sun beating down, the particles of dust flying around in the wind and the emotion running through the lead actors veins.  The movie encapsulates a unique love story between two riveting characters.  The big question, "Will Chuck Houston's charming yet stubborn character cross state lines to be with his estranged wife whom he still desperately loves?"  Of course I personally love the sass, strength and perfectly used Southern ladylike
"curse words" said by Zachary Barton in defense of her own honor to not cross back into Texas.

There's a touching throwback to an old video of the couples courtship which authentically feels as if it was resurrected from the basement, it's captured and shot just brilliantly! Not to forget, a pretty cute pup makes a scene stealing cameo.  "Texas" ends with a surprising twist and pulls on the heart strings.  Matt Johnson has managed to create a masterpiece that reaches all demographics. An older couple could relate and laugh about being stuck in their "doggone ways" and reminiscing about their own love story.  The younger crowd, such as myself, will really enjoy the stunning cinematography, quick tongued dialogue and climactic ending.

A beautiful performance by lead male, Chuck Houston and lead female, Zachary Barton.

"Texas" currently has two upcoming film festival screenings!
The Vancouver International Film Festival and Louisville's International Festival of Film.

Information on the premiere's and other fun details can be found on their Facebook Page: Remember to "like" them and share with your friends :)

If you have a twitter account, follow them on twitter right now so you don't miss out on awesome updates.  
I have a good feeling you'll soon be reading about "Texas" receiving Festival Awards.

Friday, September 6, 2013

Miley Madness

Even though the VMA's were almost 2 weeks ago, people are still talking about Miley's skanky performance. Obviously Miley has Daddy issues! I've never seen a performer bring all their stuffed animals on stage with them. 

Robin’s wife was extremely offended. Not because Miley’s ass was rubbin’ all over his junk but because compared to the large foam finger, it made him look small.

Everyone keeps wondering why Miley masterbated with a foam finger... because even she doesn’t want to touch herself without out protection.

Yes I agree Miley's outfits were awful but what about Robin Thicke who was dressed like friggin Beatlejuice.  Beatlejuice Beatlejuice Beatlejuice- can you please scare Miley and make this twerking bitch disappear!

VMA officially now stands for- Violating miley’s ass