Thursday, April 25, 2013

Rock Your Bday Suit!


Blow hard, make a wish and get those birthday spankings!  I truly LOVE birthdays!  Not just my own, but everybody's!  It's the best kind of celebration.  You escaped your Dad's balls and became a human we can party with!

One day a year you can redeem all these fun things for FREE from companies because it is your birthday.   Craving a creamy treat (get your mind out of the gutter) Baskin Robbins gifts you a free scoop, want to get your sweat on- Flywheel will give you a free cycle class, ride it baby! If you're hungover from an early celebration, Starbucks will kick start your day with any caffeinated beverage to get you back on track to rage again tonight.  I also think of a birthday as a "freebie" day with the significant other ;)


My birthday is April 21st, yeah Taurus and I always make sure to fill it with all my favorite things....horseback riding, my doggies, and celebrating with family & best friends with some perverted cupcakes! Hey it's me, would you expect anything less.

When is your birthday? Tweet me @jillanenberg
I wanna know so I can help celebrate you. Depending on who you are, you might get a FB post, a high five or the best- a birthday slap on the ass!
HaPpY BiRthDaY!!


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