Thursday, April 25, 2013

Rock Your Bday Suit!

Blow hard, make a wish and get those birthday spankings!  I truly LOVE birthdays!  Not just my own, but everybody's!  It's the best kind of celebration.  You escaped your Dad's balls and became a human we can party with!

One day a year you can redeem all these fun things for FREE from companies because it is your birthday.   Craving a creamy treat (get your mind out of the gutter) Baskin Robbins gifts you a free scoop, want to get your sweat on- Flywheel will give you a free cycle class, ride it baby! If you're hungover from an early celebration, Starbucks will kick start your day with any caffeinated beverage to get you back on track to rage again tonight.  I also think of a birthday as a "freebie" day with the significant other ;)

My birthday is April 21st, yeah Taurus and I always make sure to fill it with all my favorite things....horseback riding, my doggies, and celebrating with family & best friends with some perverted cupcakes! Hey it's me, would you expect anything less.

When is your birthday? Tweet me @jillanenberg
I wanna know so I can help celebrate you. Depending on who you are, you might get a FB post, a high five or the best- a birthday slap on the ass!
HaPpY BiRthDaY!!

Friday, April 12, 2013

Don't Rape the Planet!

Kristina Wong is calling us out...Don't rape the planet!  Her hilarious One Woman Show, "Going Green The Wong Way" is about her journey since childhood about preserving Mother Earth.  For 6 years she even drove a  Barbie Pink Mercedes that ran purely on vegetable oil.  Ironically Paula Deen ran on purely butter for longer than that. Well in the end it cost her over $6,000 in repairs and the "Wongsta" died off the "Victory" exit of the 405.  Literally she watched her gas saving efforts go up in flames!  Glad Paula's cut back bc we love her and her food's amazing ya'll!

She's been performing her one woman show across the country spreading her message and ridiculously funny stories.  I had the pleasure of laughing my ass off at a show at UCLA this week. The free ticket made her even cooler.  Then I got called out on driving my SUV to the show, at least my girlfriend Kim and I car pooled.

Kristina rapped lyrics about the environment... all our littering and abuse to the Earth we are raping Mother Nature.  In my effort not to rape my Earth Mother, I turn off the water when I shave my legs. Yup no need to dump gallons of water down the drain while I hack down the trees.  I also bought this really awesome glass water bottle so I'm not wasting a bunch of overpriced plastic ones.

Kristina then morphs into a soul sistah character endorsing recyclable menstrual pads, which by the way she is wearing like a sash.  In her words saving the planet is, "Sexay", go girl! Passing them out to the audience, even to men claiming they can help their game.  Instead of halting a conversation with a lady to do your business, do your thang in your recyclable "diaper", seal the deal with the lil' lady then change it later.  The best part about her show was the ton of information about ways we can cut back, public transportation and the importance of taking care of our one and only Planet.  Check out her website; have a laugh and be inspired to pitch in to the green movement. Drink straight from the bottle tonight instead of wasting all those red party cups ;)

Friday, April 5, 2013

Get Your Love On!

Same sex marriage...can't we just let everyone be happy!?  Most of us know how hard it is to find a great guy who doesn't just wanna get in your pants or an awesome lil' lady that doesn't just want to get into your wallet!  If you're a "boob" girl and into chicks, settling for a man with manboobs just isn't gonna cut it.  Who are we to stop anyone from falling in love?

I believe we can learn a lot from animals and their unconditional love for each other.  In the Animal Kingdom these friendships and love affairs melt our hearts and provide relationships for these animals that they didn't find within their own breeds, can't we be as tolerant with our own human kind.

Life can be hard enough at times and everyone deserves to be happy and loved.  This video is way too cute of animals gettin' their love on with an unlikely match...and you don't see any assholes in the background telling them they can't!

Tweet me @JillAnenberg about what you love in your friend!