Nuts! Take em' by the handful, keep a sack in your purse for emergency snacking... pop a couple salty ones in your mouth! I'm all for healthy eating, and even more for eating a food that has dirty inuendo's! "Stash deez nuts in yo' cheeks til you're ready to swallow." Let's get nutty today!
Aside from lowering your cholesterol, filling you up with tons of vitamins & minerals and fighting that bitch cancer, nuts my friends are the good kind of fat! No more feelings of guilt for loving the fatty hard nut. You can reap the benefits whether it's beat to a cream, grinded to a powder or just cracked right out of it's shell.
Here's a few fun nut jokes because I love em!
"Why do squirrels swim on their backs?... To keep their nuts dry!"
"How is a gold digger just like peanut butter? ... They spread for the bread!"
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? ...I can't peanut butter my junk down your throat!"