Friday, January 25, 2013

That Slutty Horse!

I'm obsessed with high adrenaline sports. Especially ones that involve an animal between your legs! Woohoo bring on horseback riding.  Aside from being really fun, there are so many good jokes to be made.  Not only while on the horse but even after because you're sore in all the areas as if you just had a crazy night.

"I'm just gonna ride this baby bare back!"

"In this relationship, I'm always on top, he'll crush me!" 

"Pull her hair & she'll go faster!"

One of my favorite things about horseback riding...the horse's names. They are always given stripper names. Meet Sparkles, Diamond & Saturday night delight. I don't know how this trend was started but I hope it never stops!

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