Friday, December 7, 2012

Mom Jeans = Boner Killers

Certain styles come and go and other styles need to just go forever.  Even worse are pants that are so hideous and unattractive that the only reason someone will tear them off, is so they don't have to look at them anymore.  Mom jeans create camel toes, wedgies and reasons for husbands to cheat.  They're too tight, too high and tapered at the bottom which only exposes bodily flaws.

Literally no one can rock these jeans.  Jessica Simpson was hot...not here!  You only want one thing that's 9 inches long near your pants & believe me it's NOT the zipper.

They're essentially birth control because no man's gonna want to tap that ass bc it's busy eating jeans.  You know there's a problem when your jeans come so high on your stomach, an option would be to tuck your boobs in the waistline. Yikes!

Steer clear of the moose knuckle and rock some denims that compliment your body.


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