Friday, December 21, 2012

Sit on Santa's Lap!

Christmas is almost here and even if you don't celebrate or believe in Santa, you can still use and laugh at my
"Top 10 Dirty Santa Pick Up Lines!"

10) Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 
9) I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do 


8)  I got your stocking stuffer right here! 
7) Wanna feel the Christmas spirit inside you?
6) You know, I only come once a year, and I'd hate to waste it on an unconscious girl like last year.
5) The whip ain't just for the reindeer, sweetcheeks.  
4)  I've got something special in the sack for you!
3) Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? 

2) Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

1) Big Daddy Clause in da house! Now your stockings aren't the only things by the chimney that are hung!