Friday, October 26, 2012

Happiest Place on Earth...aka StrollerLand!

I went to Disneyland yesterday with my best friend.  I will say, we had an awesome time. Going on all the rides, eating a ton of junk food and slapping Mickey's ass! The one thing that was more prevalent than churros at the park were kids and strollers. Holy shit it felt like a stroller expo!

Disneyland has become a new form of birth control. Crying babies, tots running from their parents and teens asking for more money before they separate from their Dads. No thank you! It's humorous to see these Father's checking out the teenage girls
(happiest place on earth right) who are watching the teenage boys while Mom is watching all of it getting more & more pissed!

 From the moment entering the tram you get cut off by Mother's with double wide strollers hogging an entire row of seats.  In line for rides they're banging your heels and hitting your ankles all just to move you a little closer.  All the treats Disneyland has to offer are awesome, but try finding a table that hasn't been overtaken by "Mom on Duty" with her 6 tots and Mom bag hogging the next table too.

I don't know about you, but there are exactly three rides I want to go on at Disneyland. Space Mountain, Pirates of the Carribbean and It's a Small World.  They always have a bunch of rides closed and yesterday a Small World was a non-existent world. What a bummer. More crying from kids. So in all, I enjoyed the park and upon getting home immediately took my birth control. No strollers in my future for now.

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