Friday, October 26, 2012
Disneyland has become a new form of birth control. Crying babies, tots running from their parents and teens asking for more money before they separate from their Dads. No thank you! It's humorous to see these Father's checking out the teenage girls
(happiest place on earth right) who are watching the teenage boys while Mom is watching all of it getting more & more pissed!
From the moment entering the tram you get cut off by Mother's with double wide strollers hogging an entire row of seats. In line for rides they're banging your heels and hitting your ankles all just to move you a little closer. All the treats Disneyland has to offer are awesome, but try finding a table that hasn't been overtaken by "Mom on Duty" with her 6 tots and Mom bag hogging the next table too.
Friday, October 19, 2012
|Any puppies wanna slide down my pole?|
There's a saying, "As you get older you tend to look like your dog." ...but there's no need to force it.
Did Mama really dress her like frickin' Snooki!? Is Mr. Boston seriously sportin' fins!
Mom, you promise this will get me lei'd?
Friday, October 12, 2012
As a person who lives in LA I get plenty of opportunities to practice my
cursing. Sure people drive bad all over the world, but it's heightened
in Los Angeles! No offense to the ladies- but you're not helpin' our case here either putting on make-up, talking to kids and yapping on the phone. Hey I do it all too...but drive aggressively at the same time ;)
Everyone's gotta just pick up your balls, step on the peddle & have some faith in lane changing. A lot of various people have moved and crowded the streets w/ shitty driving skills n habits. Here's a few basic tips for driving.
Just the Tip:
- If I'm graciously letting you cut into my lane, don't take 3 minutes to do it that once you're in front of me I wanna rear end you.
- Turn off your damn blinker!
-Don't turn so slow that now I miss the light bc of your crappy reflexes!
- No stickers! We don't give a f#ck your kids on honor roll. They definitely shouldn't take driving lessons from you.
|Drive safe, but don't drive like an asshole.|
Friday, October 5, 2012
|Meet Stephanie :)|
|Someone's gonna miss pulling these babies!|
Locks of Love has a great Mission Statement:"Our mission is to return a sense of self, confidence and normalcy to children suffering from hair loss by utilizing donated ponytails to provide the highest quality hair prosthetics to financially disadvantaged children. The children receive hair prostheses free of charge or on a sliding scale, based on financial need."
Stephanie looks gorgeous and has given the opportunity to a child in need to wear her hair. That lucky child will be draped with not only her outer beauty but inner as well!! What an inspirational action that we all can be motivated from. Not saying get a late life circumcision...don't think anyone's in need of a tip, but there are plenty of ways to help other people & it will make you feel so good about yourself too!