Friday, August 24, 2012

Bronzed Boner

The Olympics were very exciting to watch, but maybe more exciting for the athletes receiving medals.  It was rumored Henrik Rummel might have been sportin' an oar in his shorts awards day. He denied it. Ok, so maybe Henrik didn't have an erection and just a really large limp penis.  If he was erect, those shorts wouldn't hide the whole thing! The tip would be creeping out pollenating his victory flowers!  



If that monster's what you're working with soft, he may have won a bronze in rowing but Rummel's got the gold in his pants. Ya feel me ladies!

I'm surprised he rowed as fast as he did considering there's an anchor between his legs. It's a shame no one gave him the benefit of the doubt, he's just showing his dedication to our country and saluting the flag. His team mates must hate him because now we all notice how small their junk is. This athlete's obviously not on steroids bc nothing on his body is shrinking!  When he's over being an Olympian competing in the water he can try his "non big ass boner" between the sheets in porn!





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