Saturday, December 31, 2011

Ring in the New Year with a Bang!





One thing all guys and girls agree on... New Years Eve is the one holiday we all want to get some action!  As midnight rolls around, we hope the drinks, revealing outfits and cheesy pick up lines ensure a new years kiss.

As a connoisseur of all types of love, whether you meet your partner tonight or have your first one night stand of the new year, let me provide the rants that will get you in their pants.

Here are a few of my favorite pick up lines…
  • Want to ring in the new year with a bang? 
Shwing!

  • So you want to see two balls drop?

  • Say, "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." Then kiss her and tell her you lost the bet.  Double or nothing?!

  • Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.

  • You remind me of the movie "Scarface" cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines...nice tits.

  • Can I be the last guy you sleep with this year? We've still got 10 minutes.



Have a great New Year!! Be safe, have fun and wrap it before you slap it! Sending you your first kiss. xo JiLL

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