Wednesday, December 21, 2011

PJ's or BJ's

Anyone who knows me…or slightly knows me, can tell you I’m not a girly girl. The majority of the stylish things I have are hand me downs, I don’t own anything pink and I’d rather rock a ponytail than use up 30 minutes blowing and curling my hair (insert blow joke here!) 

My favorite outfit is pajama’s or sweats! Hell I’m wearing them now. I will choose comfort over sexy any day and my husband of course hates it.  But I hate that girls always feel obligated to dress to the nines when guys can wear anything & still look hot.  Yes it might be a double standard and totally unfair, but who doesn’t love a man in sweats...aka boner in cotton pants!

As I thought about all this, my light bulb went on just as his boner died. Jammies’s are cute but no one really wants to have sex with cute…well maybe a pedophile, I know- yuck! 

I realized it’s ok to be a little bit girly and step up the pj’s …no more footed jam’s.  Even though the easy access back does come in handy. Sometimes I think Victoria’s secret is that the thong is so far up your ass, you just want to take them off. Hence sexy time!

I think one of the reasons girls act bitchier than dudes is bc they’ve squeezed into a tight dress, are forced to suck in all night, pad their bra to perk up the girls, shave (everything), tan, paint nails and attempt to strut 
(often times buzzed) in 4 inch stilts.  Hey you’d be a dick too! 

I say wear what makes you feel good. Ladies jam out with your clam out and dudes sleep in the buff and show off your stuff.

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