Friday, April 8, 2011

“Dog Snatch Catcher”

Getting a puppy for guys is literally the yellow brick road to coochie. It easily draws chicks to you, gets them on their knees petting your pooch and boom instant conversation.  Every girl who is worth dating or banging should have a love for pets.  You want them to love your beast right?!  As an animal lover myself, I can’t help but pet someone’s dog.  There’s something about an adorable pup that is irresistible and can initially hide the owners flaws.  Which leaves just enough time to let your fleabag charm her while you reap the benefits of her phone number.
A few weeks ago my husband and I adopted a dog.  It wasn’t planned, I like to say I forgot to take my puppy birth control.  At first we thought, “Oh we’ll just go look and say hi.”  Next thing you know we are walking to the car carrying this precious white vajayjay magnet.  Doesn’t matter I have a ring on my finger and I’m walking right next to him, girls are stopping my honey every 20 feet to pet his new puppy.  I’ve always thought my “dog snatch catcher” theory to be true, but this really proved it.

Meet Simon aka chick bait
If you are single, get your dog out there in public or borrow a friends’ and go meet some fur loving girls.  Yes you might be using your pooch to reel em’ in but it will take your personality to keep em’. 


  1. I guess that's why they call dogs "man's best friend"! So true Jill :)

  2. I buy it! I can NOT help myself when I see puppies. I'm married and I'd talk to a guy with a dog if I could pet it...the dog that is.